Rude mouth, clean conscience

Rude hats Clean planet

We say terrible things. We try not to do them. Here's what goes on behind the swearing.

What we actually do

  • Made to orderYour hat gets stitched when you order it, in our Brighton studio. No warehouse of unsold hats feeling sorry for themselves.
  • A tree with every orderEvery order plants a tree through Ecologi. Even the really rude ones.
  • Carbon removal on every orderEvery order also funds 1 kg of carbon removal through Ecologi.
  • One studio, sharedWe share our Brighton studio and our Ecologi account with our sister brands, so the numbers below are for all of us.

Embroidery lasts

Stitched words don't crack, peel or fade in the wash like cheap prints. A hat that lasts years is a hat you don't replace, which is better for the planet and worse for our sales. We'll live.

Do you really plant a tree for every order?

Yes. Ecologi plants one for every order through their projects, and every order also funds 1 kg of carbon removal. The live numbers below come straight from Ecologi.

Why are the numbers for the whole studio?

We share one Brighton studio and one Ecologi account with our sister brands. Splitting the trees by brand would be a lie by spreadsheet, so we show the lot.

The numbers

What we've done so far

Every order funds a tree and 1 kg of carbon removal through Ecologi. Everything's stitched to order in Brighton, so nothing sits in a warehouse feeling sorry for itself.

Tonnes of CO2 removed or avoided

36.2
Trees planted
1,964
Tonnes of CO2 removed
7.0
Tonnes of CO2 avoided
29.3
m² of habitat restored
37.5

Figures are for our whole Brighton studio, shared with our sister brands, and update live from Ecologi.