Warning: contains language
Say it
with your
forehead.
Filthy words, properly embroidered on caps your nan will absolutely hate.
14 words · stitched not printed · free UK delivery over £45
£26Today's word
Cunt
Pick your poison.
14 words your mum warned you about.
Who's it for?
Pick a victim. We'll pick the word.
Cunt
Says “I love you” in the only language they understand.
Anyone can print fuck on a cap.
We sew it.
Thick, raised thread with clean edges. It won't crack, peel or fade in the wash, so the insult outlives the friendship.
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Stitched, never printed
Real thread, dense and raised. Built to outlast the joke.
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Checked by a human
A rude one, but a human. Every order looked over before it goes.
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Fast and tracked
Free UK delivery over £45, otherwise £3.50. Royal Mail tracked.
Make your own
Got a filthier word? We'll sew it.
Nicknames, in-jokes, the thing you shouted at the telly. Type it, see it, send it.
Type something filthy