Sew Inappropriate
About Us.
We stitch the things you're not supposed to say out loud onto caps you can't stop wearing.
Rude, properly made
Every design is embroidered in our Brighton studio, thread by thread. No cheap prints, no peeling transfers. Thousands of stitches per cap, every one of them filthy.
Made to order
Nothing sits in a warehouse. We stitch your cap after you order it, so less ends up in landfill and you get one that's actually yours.
Rude, never cruel
We'll swear at you all day. We won't punch down. No hate, no slurs aimed at anyone who didn't ask for it, nothing about real private people. Everything else is fair game.