Words we couldn't fit on a hat
The Rude Journal
Care guides, gift ideas and how the sausage gets stitched. Written by people who swear at sewing machines for a living.
29 Oct 2026
What we will (and won't) stitch on a cap
Rude is fine. Hate isn't. The rules for stitching your own words, and how the whole thing works.
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29 Oct 2026
Embroidered vs printed: why we stitch every rude word
Printed words crack, peel and fade. Stitched words just keep being rude. Here's the difference.
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29 Oct 2026
Rude gifts for people who've earned it
Socks are for people you don't like. Here are rude gifts for the ones you do.
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29 Oct 2026
How to wash an embroidered cap (without ruining the swearing)
Your hat's been through things. Here's how to clean it without the washing machine eating your favourite word.
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